Alex Pardee's TUMBLRCULOSIS

Dedicated to Owen Wright, who contracted Tumblrculosis
and exploded in his sleep.
I'm rad.
Oh no sir, I must say you’re wrong
I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say you’re wrong
Won’t you listen to me?

Good bye hooooorrsseees
I’m flying over you
Good bye horses
I’m flying over youuuuuuu

#FunWithSignLanguage

Oh no sir, I must say you’re wrong
I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say you’re wrong
Won’t you listen to me?

Good bye hooooorrsseees
I’m flying over you
Good bye horses
I’m flying over youuuuuuu

#FunWithSignLanguage

One Wayans

One Wayans

Thank you XOMBIEDIRGE!

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The Zoology Department (Cabin in the Woods) by Alex Pardee / Blog / Tumblr

12” x 36” prints. “Warm Blood” red colorway is an edition of 40 and exclusively available only from booth B-14, at Mondo-Con, opening September 20th-21st, 2014, in Austin, TX.

The “Cold Corpse” blue edition colorway is a S/N timed release print. Only available online from 12noon PST Friday, September 19th, until midnight on Sunday, September 21st, HERE.

BUNNYWITH NO SPINE.

BUNNYWITH NO SPINE.

Last year I met a guy who knew a guy who supposedly had genuine invisibility potions for sale. Being the gullible friend and the impulse spender that I am, I bought a couple bottles, not expecting much more than a 5-hour-energy clone and clogged bowels. Long story short, however, while trying to avoid talking to someone about saving the environment outside of Trader Joe’s, I quickly downed a bottle as a defense mechanism and discovered that IT WORKED!!!!! 

Anyway, like Darkman’s skin, the effect only lasted a couple of hours, so I knew that if I was going to use the other bottle, it had to be worth it. 

Flash forward to March of this year, and while “hiding” in the bushes around the Arclight in Hollywood, I recognized a film director named Joe Lynch taking a piss on my feet. As a fan of his, I didn’t flinch. I just stared. At his urine. And my feet. And I got really nervous. But I didn’t budge. He had no idea I was there, getting drenched. He turned around and started talking to his friends, and I overheard him saying that he finished his latest movie and wanted to show them privately. Based on the simple fact that Joe Lynch’s “TRUTH IN JOURNALISM" short film is one of my favorite shorts ever, I knew I NEEDED to see whatever he was showing his friends. This was a perfect chance to use my last invisibility potion. So I followed Joe. Turns out he wasn’t showing it THAT DAY, so I followed him for a couple weeks, moving from bush to bush. But eventually, it was about to happen. So I gulped down the potion, walked right inside his screening room, practically holding invisible hands with his fellow director-friend Adam Green, and just stood there, invisibly, as Joe Lynch pushed play on the projector. And what I saw was something that I had never seen before: a little film called "EVERLY”.

I escaped Joe’s presence before becoming re-visible, and I went home, beyond satisfied at what I saw, despite not being able to tell anyone what, exactly, I saw. Over the next few days, “EVERLY” stayed with me. I kept replaying scenes in my head. I kept wanting to see it again. I searched for information about it online. I found nothing. Since I couldn’t actually watch “EVERLY” again, I started watching movies that seemed to inspire it. Again, nothing could satisfy me. So, like the infamous man who had seen a demon but was sworn to secrecy, I decided I needed to draw something inspired by it with the hopes that I will feel better. And so I did. And I never showed anyone. It was MY secret. MY curse. 

But now, months later, Joe Lynch’s “EVERLY” is about to premiere at Austin’s "FANTASTIC FEST" this Saturday if you like being intrigued, smiling, wincing at extreme violence and cheering at the silver screen in the dark. and I urge you to go see it, whether you are invisible or not. 

Here is the poster I made for “EVERLY”, inspired by EVERLYthing I felt while being invisible that day. Thank you Joe, for making me feel all kinds of ways, especially with a Christmas movie.

EVERLY premieres at FANTASTIC FEST this weekend. Go see it.

Love, Alex Pardee

"THE ZOOLOGY DEPARTMENT"
By Alex Pardee
12” x 36”

A dual exclusive print release this weekend both at MONDO CON  (THE BLOOD-RED VERSION) and online at ZEROFRIENDS (THE CORPSE-BLUE VERSION). For full info, GO HERE! 

LICK MY PLATE, YOU DOG DICK!

LICK MY PLATE, YOU DOG DICK!

Baby Got Back.

Baby Got Back.

zerofriendsnews:

Wanna win a FREE drawing by Alex Pardee or Dave Correia!?
It’s easier than you think!
For every $25* you spend on www.zerofriends.com (or in-store at Zerofriends SF) this weekend**, you will be automatically entered to win one*** of six brand new original drawings by Alex and Dave! Spend $25, get you’ll be entered once. Spend $50, you’ll be entered twice. Spend $100, you’ll be entered 4 times and so on and so forth! There is NO LIMIT to how many entries you can have this time! So grab those bigger item’s this time around if you want more chances to win! AND THAT’S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO. NOTHING MORE!
So head over to www.Zerofriends.com and try to win!
*$25 Pre Tax and Shipping** Eligible on all orders placed now through 11:59PM PST Sunday September 14, 2014*** Each participant can win a maximum of ONE (1) drawing. 
Winners will be chosen the afternoon of Monday, September 15 and will be notified via email. 
No purchase necessary, to enter the raffle without purchase, send a postcard (must be received by September 15) with your information to our ZEROFRIENDS SF retail store (419 Haight St, San Francisco, CA 94102). Winners will be selected at random on Monday, June 30 and will be notified via email.

THIS OFFER GOOD IN STORE AT ZEROFRIENDS SF AS WELL. 419 HAIGHT STREET, SF CA, 94102
 
Follow us on Instagram (at)ZeroFriendsArt, or facebook to see the drawings individually!

zerofriendsnews:

Wanna win a FREE drawing by Alex Pardee or Dave Correia!?

It’s easier than you think!

For every $25* you spend on www.zerofriends.com (or in-store at Zerofriends SF) this weekend**, you will be automatically entered to win one*** of six brand new original drawings by Alex and Dave! Spend $25, get you’ll be entered once. Spend $50, you’ll be entered twice. Spend $100, you’ll be entered 4 times and so on and so forth! There is NO LIMIT to how many entries you can have this time! So grab those bigger item’s this time around if you want more chances to win! AND THAT’S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO. NOTHING MORE!

So head over to www.Zerofriends.com and try to win!

*$25 Pre Tax and Shipping
** Eligible on all orders placed now through 11:59PM PST Sunday September 14, 2014
*** Each participant can win a maximum of ONE (1) drawing. 

Winners will be chosen the afternoon of Monday, September 15 and will be notified via email. 

No purchase necessary, to enter the raffle without purchase, send a postcard (must be received by September 15) with your information to our ZEROFRIENDS SF retail store (419 Haight St, San Francisco, CA 94102). Winners will be selected at random on Monday, June 30 and will be notified via email.
THIS OFFER GOOD IN STORE AT ZEROFRIENDS SF AS WELL. 
419 HAIGHT STREET, SF CA, 94102

 

Follow us on Instagram (at)ZeroFriendsArt, or facebook to see the drawings individually!

Sleep pumps blood into the heart of your dream. The deeper you sleep, the more your dream grows. The longer you sleep, the more your dream gains power. If you don’t wake up, your dream can take control. It can make you stand. And walk. And…
…Please wake up. 

"Sleepwalker #2". Graphite on bristol. #zerofriends

Sleep pumps blood into the heart of your dream. The deeper you sleep, the more your dream grows. The longer you sleep, the more your dream gains power. If you don’t wake up, your dream can take control. It can make you stand. And walk. And…
…Please wake up.

"Sleepwalker #2". Graphite on bristol. #zerofriends

The deeper you sleep, the more fuel your dreams get to grow, and to feed. If you stay asleep long enough, your dreams can gain control of your body. At first they will make you walk….
…but then, if you still don’t wake up, they can make you do whatever they want. Please wake up.
“Sleepwalker #1”. Graphite on bristol. #zerofriends

The deeper you sleep, the more fuel your dreams get to grow, and to feed. If you stay asleep long enough, your dreams can gain control of your body. At first they will make you walk….
…but then, if you still don’t wake up, they can make you do whatever they want. Please wake up.
“Sleepwalker #1”. Graphite on bristol. #zerofriends

"Baby Doll". Ink, watercolor and digital. 
In a couple of weeks, at @mondocon in Austin, I will be part of a rad “Art & Design In Film” panel alongside some legends. I’ll be showcasing, sharing and revisiting one of my favorite art experiences ever, working with @cruelfilms and a team of madmen on “Sucker Punch”. I’ll probably stutter a lot but maybe I’ll make unintentionally bad jokes too so it will be fun!

"Baby Doll". Ink, watercolor and digital.
In a couple of weeks, at @mondocon in Austin, I will be part of a rad “Art & Design In Film” panel alongside some legends. I’ll be showcasing, sharing and revisiting one of my favorite art experiences ever, working with @cruelfilms and a team of madmen on “Sucker Punch”. I’ll probably stutter a lot but maybe I’ll make unintentionally bad jokes too so it will be fun!